Dear Caleb
It is Un-American to not eat spaghetti. If you refuse to eat you spaghetti, then you are going to have to wait and eat breakfast the next morning. NO normal, Christian, Republican, God-fearing, pledge of allegiance saying person, refuses Spaghetti. It's not normal. Be normal. Eat spaghetti, say your prayers, fly a flag. Welcome to America.
Dear Daughter
Why are you so movey-movey? Do you have ADHD? You're awful hyper for a girl.
love
momma
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